Westerwave
How in English you so bad behave
Did your teacher you no lessons gave?
O what a jammer Westerwave

Suddenly
The coalition works in harmony
But you have no vocabulary
O Westerwave it’s terribly

Now you have to go to Hillary say Hello
I am the Outside Minister of Germany Guido

Westerwave
William Shakespeare turns round in his grave
One thing in this world is really safe
You can no English Westerwave

How you represent me in the world it hurts me so
You are far more painful than even Xavier Naidoo

Westerwave
Horses sometimes themselves overgave
Before pharmacies but one is safe
You can no English Westerwave